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Tuesday, May 17th, 2005
6:26 am
changes were made to stem the tide of bots that have been invading... I'm sure everyone is capable of finding their own porn
Monday, March 21st, 2005
10:28 am
oh i'm excited now!
Hi all. newbie here.

the art of masturbation is something that I'm constantly working on, so I'm really glad to have found the community. :) when I masturbate all I can think about it cummy goodness. something about my cum or my fiancee's cum or a male's load landing on my nipples makes me race.
I spose you could say that while masturbating I either think about my own pussy cum, my fiancee's pussy cum or a man's cum covering my breasts.

Can't wait to read more entries!!


I wanted to let you know (and no, i did not join the community to just do this) that I made a community for a kind of fetish (seeing people's cum). It's called genital_cream. Go ahead and join if you want!! Otherwise...I'm here to stay and learn and LOVE! :)

Current Mood: horny
Tuesday, November 16th, 2004
1:46 am
Wednesday, October 6th, 2004
1:32 am
so i come across the Star Wars Masturbation Method meme today...


anyone else know of any self-pleasuring themed memes or such?

Current Mood: blank
Tuesday, July 20th, 2004
5:55 pm
a friend brought up an interesting topic. do you turn you on? who uses themselves as a masturbatory visual? is it a popular visual? does it work well for you? discuss.

Current Mood: busy
Sunday, June 6th, 2004
4:00 am
Tuesday, June 1st, 2004
5:43 am
Sinfest understands.

Current Mood: still freaking awake...
2:25 am


safe game, noisey though.

Current Mood: amused
Monday, April 19th, 2004
6:57 pm
Geek Euphemisms for Masturbation
11. Killing the pop-up
10. Hoping the webcam is off
9. Recalibrating the joystick
8. Reallocating the DNA
7. Inserting a card into the HAND bus
6. Banging the space bar
5. Performing diagnostics on the hard drive
4. Commanding the prompt
3. Meeting Mr. Stickykeys
2. Cleaning the lightsaber
1. Lefthanded mousing

Current Mood: lonely
Monday, March 1st, 2004
6:21 am
how about masturbation-themed comics?

Cartoon Stock

Downward Bound

any more?

Current Mood: bouncy
6:06 am
o/` Let's Wank Again, Like We Did Last Year o/`
One year ago today, Autoerotism went off with a bang
...even though it's fallen flaccid since,
Have a commemorative self-given orgasm today

Current Mood: Self-Amused
Tuesday, January 13th, 2004
2:35 am
Wednesday, December 31st, 2003
6:43 pm
holy ass! anti-wank gum!

Current Mood: silly
Sunday, December 21st, 2003
10:54 pm
Brand New Show Your Pussy Community
Brand New ShowYourPussy community has been created and is open and ready for members and pictures.

I think we need a more open and free community then the one that is there now.
So showyourpussy has been created. You will never be yelled at and you will never be banned for ridiculous reasons.

There will be bi-weekly themes. We will have contests with real prizes for silly contests, and most of all we will have fun.

Come join, post pics, and most of all have fun.
Tuesday, November 18th, 2003
7:14 am
Divided Attention
Goldrose and I were talking about this the other night...
I used to masturbate while driving fairly regularly. (When you practically live in your car and don't see yer bed til you're drop-dead tired, what else ya gonna do?) I got to thinking, that actually takes some skill, being able to multitask adequately enough to come and not crash.

My question: Has anyone else done this, or had to divide their attention similarly? (especially for the sake of safety)

Current Mood: curious
Monday, September 29th, 2003
7:34 pm
hey, where is the action in this community? i joined today and i've noticed that no one has posted since early august.

i'm jolene and masturbation is one of my favorite things. (that doesn't necessarily mean i want to cyber or have phone sex with you). betty dodson is one of my personal heroes and role models. my dream job is to be a sexuality educator, and to continue betty dodson's work of "liberating masturbation," particularly for women. i wrote my senior thesis in college on a herstory of popular literature about women's masturbation from 1953-2003.

here are some reasons to jill off, from www.bettydodson.com:

Why Masturbate?


Because masturbation is immensely pleasurable, invigorating, rejuvenating and fun.

Because masturbation proclaims that sex is good in, by, and for itself.

Because masturbation makes you a better lover.

Because you can have more sex more often.

Because sexual pleasure is each person's birthright.

Because masturbation is the ultimate safe sex.

Because masturbation is a joyous expression of self love.

Because masturbation offers numerous health benefits including menstrual cramp relief, stress reduction, endorphin release, stronger pelvic muscles, reduction of prostate cancer for men and resistance to yeast overgrowths for women.

Because masturbation is an excellent cardiovascular workout.

Because each person is their own best lover.

Because masturbation with a partner can be educational and hot.

Because masturbation increases sexual awareness.
Tuesday, August 5th, 2003
1:32 am

Current Mood: silly
Thursday, July 3rd, 2003
2:53 am
ok i'm curious.

stimulating products, such as Tiger Balm and menthol-based arousal gels are quite popular, at least from what ive noted when i worked in the adult novelty industry. whereas Tiger Balm has a more hot! sensation, menthol products with their mintiness are more popular. i'm curious as to if anyone here has used them? especially you males... i've heard next to no instances of men using these products on themselves. i wonder if it's unhealthy for the male genitailia or just unpopular to the gender in general? and has anyone used bargain substitues such as vicks, lip balms, etc...?

Current Mood: thoughtful
Saturday, June 28th, 2003
5:54 am
Drugs have induced Epic Acts of Masterbation: Part 2
Okay, I have been going at it for well over a week now and still have yet to make myself come. How sad and pathetic is that. I've been doing it so much that I've begun to develop noticably bigger muscles in my arms. I guess a few hours each day's worth of excersize will do that to you. I've always thought 'blue-balls' was just some shit that men complained about to get a girl to keep going, but NO, after going this long and trying so hard, my testicles are so swollen and painful, that if things don't happen soon, I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut them off. I've got a goal: I will come on this medication, come hell or high water, it will happen damn it!!! All the other side-effects seem to be taking a back seat now, at least. Either that, or I've become so driven that I can't even notice them. If any one can help or has something to offer, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SACRED, HELP ME!!!! :chuckles: Oh well... that's my post and I'm sticking to it.

Dameos DeLuaine, D-mun Squirrel Extrodianaire

P.S. Don't run over any squirrels, or I'll fuck yer brains out!!!

...or just be really sad, I like squirrels, they're cute and funny.

Current Mood: annoyed
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