Joseph Heaslet (dameos) wrote in autoerotism,
Joseph Heaslet

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Drugs have induced Epic Acts of Masterbation: Part 2

Okay, I have been going at it for well over a week now and still have yet to make myself come. How sad and pathetic is that. I've been doing it so much that I've begun to develop noticably bigger muscles in my arms. I guess a few hours each day's worth of excersize will do that to you. I've always thought 'blue-balls' was just some shit that men complained about to get a girl to keep going, but NO, after going this long and trying so hard, my testicles are so swollen and painful, that if things don't happen soon, I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut them off. I've got a goal: I will come on this medication, come hell or high water, it will happen damn it!!! All the other side-effects seem to be taking a back seat now, at least. Either that, or I've become so driven that I can't even notice them. If any one can help or has something to offer, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SACRED, HELP ME!!!! :chuckles: Oh well... that's my post and I'm sticking to it.

Dameos DeLuaine, D-mun Squirrel Extrodianaire

P.S. Don't run over any squirrels, or I'll fuck yer brains out!!!

...or just be really sad, I like squirrels, they're cute and funny.
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